LOL!!! I can see it now:
LOL Yeah, but he stopped after breaking a finger nail
*Khufu tries to pull his own really-freakin-heavy-tons-of-pounds block onto the newely built pyramid. The results are tragic--the poor Pharaoh must have his cuvicals redone and get a whole new manicure and..dare I say?...pedicure. He also must get a new hairdoo, and his eyeliner is running from all that whiney crying. He finally learns...he needs a couple workers to build that blasted pyramid! Ding Ding! What to we have for him, Johnny?!*
I really have too much time on my hands.