I'm still the new guy and don't know most of you folks, except for those I've talked with at other forums. You could have been PsyPharaoh, Unas, the Easter Bunny, Sadam Hussein, or Phyllis Diller and I wouldn't have known the difference.

But of course I agreed with you. It's a clear fake. You were wise to come out and say it in plain English.

So, you have no great interest in Pharaoh Unis? I had thought that's why you chose the screen name.

..I'm sorry, but..I find that the funniest--if not, ONE of the funniest--things that I've heard in ANY forum on here!! Of course, you remember me, kmt--we usually talk ALOT on here! ^_^

By the way...I've seen the Easter bunny on here, kmt, and he told me to tell you that he wants his shoes back!! And I cannot imagine Saddam on an Egyptology forum... .... Oh, and I now have 2 graduations--high school, and I've just been promoted to Architect on here!! Yay!! .... I'm so pathetic sometimes, and all the people on here who have a "Pharaoh" ranking are probably laughing at me by now and calling me a loser... ..... ...... But who cares?!

Nope, I chose this username completely by random! Nothing to do with anything. If it were a queen's name, it would've been a queen's name. I couldn't care, one way or the other!

You're graduating, tutness? Me too! I've got two graduations of sorts, myself, as well. High school's last day is the 19th, and my birthday is the 20th! Man, I don't want to grow up!

YOU????
I was able to pass my birthday yesterday....still alive! ...maybe older, but still here! ....f...! so old!...I don't really wanna grow up!

Heh, Unas, my last day was on the 17th, and my graduation is on the 26th. I'm gonna throw a party for the BOTH of us, then. I just gotta figure out which date to choose. And I don't wanna grow up, either!! I'm 18, and I'm an adult legally, but inside I feel like I'm still a kid. You can never lose that childhood innocence!! No matter what they say!!



I'm with you on that, Maatkara!! As I get older, I look at kids who are running around, having a good time, romping....I miss romping around randomly for no reason... Ahhh, the good old days of "Kiddie-dom!"

tutness wrote:


No can do. I'm renting them to Santa Claus, so you'd better have Mr. Bunny get a hold of him. As far as Saddam goes, he sometimes roams internet forums under the screen name "Chunky Lover," until the guards catch him and restrict his computer privileges. Old Saddam never seems to learn, but it does get awfully lonely in prison.

Congrats on the Architect, by the way. That's great. But why would any of the Pharaohs laugh at you? They might laugh at me, a lowly Servant. And where would a great Pharaoh be without his Architect? Living in a ratty tent among his cattle, I tell you!

Unas wrote:


Perhaps, then, you should have used the name Nebet, the principal wife of Unas. If I'm in the mood to express my feminine side, maybe I'll just go by kmt_seshet.

And I agree with you...I don't want to grow up, either. Reality bites. I can't even remember what it's like to be your age. You have some exciting times ahead!

What do I have to look forward to? Metamucil and Viagra?

Okay, I'm not quite that old.

Yet...

Ah, well, crap...NOW I have to write TWO letters to Santa this year!! One for my list, and a letter to inquire of the Easter Bunny's shoes!! Santa can't be bothered until Christmas, you know!!

Saddam IS rather chunky....though the screen name "Chunky lover" kinda made me twitch and shudder a bit. And thanks, I'm the greatest Architect in the world!!! ^_^ And kmt, you're not lowly!! You're pharaoh quality in MY book...so is everyone else on here!! So, ha!!



All Hail queen kmt_seshet!! Woohoo!! *Bows* And kmt, like I said, you're NEVER too old for fun!!

You're never to old for fun? You're crazy! I'm still seventeen, and about to die! I've shrunk two inches since last year, can't bench 165 lbs. any more (I'm down to 145, but I still maintain my weight of 125 lbs. .. why won't I gain or lose any weight?!). My hearing is going, I've recently had to get glasses, I've started to stammer when I speak... the list just goes on! At this rate, I'll be dead when I'm twenty!

One more day 'til I'm legal!!! ..But my girlfriend is sixteen. Oh well, I guess..!

oh, well..I am seventeen too!.....each leg!!


my boyfriend told me he is 18 (per leg)...but he became my husband last year and I cannot complain! ....even if he is one year (per leg!) older than me!

but finally, who cares???
I don't....

What? I thought you said you were "old" .. liar! I have plenty of friends I would consider young in their late thirties..!

uhm...I am still in my EARLY thirty!!

maatkara wrote:


What, we're dating ourselves by body parts now, kind of like tree rings? Okay, that means each of my arms and legs is 9.5 years old.

Ohhhh, I feel so much younger now!

I'd try counting my hairs, but there aren't enough left to make it worthwhile. It would get too depressing awfully fast.

tutness wrote:


Kind words, tutness. Thanks. On other forums we played that game where you say what or who you'd want to be if you could live in the times of ancient Egypt. Many choose Pharaoh right away, but that's not for me. As my screen name indicates, I'd rather be a simple scribe. I'd get to hear all of the juicy news and be privy to all the court secrets without having the heavy burdens of a ruler...and the ever-present fear of some jealous relative or conniving courtier waiting to stick a dagger in my back!

Be a Tanite Pharaoh! Let the Priests do all the work, whilst you relax on the Mediterranean coast!

I think I'm blushing. If only I were 20 years younger...